In The Beginning The Was Malarkey

So this is my first attempt at "blogging". Hate to follow a www.trend.com but fuck it could be fun. Im planning to document my goings on as for years they have been quite unbelievable. Background is, in short, as follows...

1. Brought up in a small Cornish tourist town with lovely yet small town people

2. Moved to London to pursue modelling career

3. Modelling went ok but moved into fashion

4. Fashion went ok but now in Music.

Still cant quite get over what I have done and seen so far coming from a place as I have so from now on Im going to tell all...

You can expect swearing, party life, morbid rants, filth, happy days, shit days and whole load of Rock n Roll to boot. If you dont like it, are easily offended, have nervous disposition or have a heart condition you can fuck off its not obligatory to read.

Stay Skanky

Madams \m/